As world leaders and climate activists converge in Baku, Azerbaijan for the 29th Conference of the Parties (Cop29), the first week has been marked by a series of unexpected moments that highlight the complex interplay of politics, economics, and environmental activism at this critical global event.
Gazprom’s Attempt at Eco-Friendly Colouring Books
While many countries are offering treats at their Cop29 pavilions, Russia’s offerings have raised eyebrows. Attendees can pick up a colouring book produced by the majority state-owned gas company Gazprom, which claims to promote “ecological colouring for children” and contains tips on environmental sustainability, such as increasing the “safety and environmental friendliness of fuel stations.”
This attempt at eco-friendly marketing by a fossil fuel giant has drawn criticism from activists, who see it as a blatant example of greenwashing. As one delegate remarked, “It’s like a tobacco company handing out anti-smoking pamphlets.”
Keir Starmer’s Unexpected Ovation
British Labour Party leader Keir Starmer was caught off guard when he entered a press conference and was greeted by applause from climate industry lobbyists and insiders seated behind the journalists. The unexpected ovation came in response to Starmer’s announcement of the UK’s next emissions target, a far cry from the typically combative relationship between British politicians and the press.
“I thought that was you, Sam,” Starmer joked to Sky’s deputy political editor, Sam Coates, seated in the front row.
Football Legend Ronaldinho’s Surprise Visit
The intersection of sports and climate diplomacy took an unexpected turn when Brazilian football legend Ronaldinho paid a visit to the Azerbaijani pavilion. According to sources, he was presented with a project to restore saline soils and new agricultural technologies, though his thoughts on the innovations remain a mystery.
Ronaldinho’s appearance added a touch of star power to the proceedings, with delegates eager to catch a glimpse of the former Barcelona and Milan player.
Sky-High Food Prices Drive Delegates to Instant Noodles
While the climate crisis takes center stage at Cop29, delegates are also grappling with another form of sticker shock: the outrageous prices of food within the conference venue. A vegan burger, fries, and Coke combo will set attendees back $23, while a small grapefruit juice alone costs $11.
These high costs are particularly burdensome for delegates from poorer countries, who often struggle to make their voices heard at climate conferences. Some have resorted to bringing their own instant noodles, using warm water from fountains to prepare them.
“I spent $33 on food yesterday,” lamented one South Pacific delegate, gesturing to a half-eaten cup of instant noodles on her desk. “I can’t afford to do that every day.”
Global Witness Takes Over Cop29.com
In a clever bit of digital activism, the campaign group Global Witness has acquired the domain cop29.com and transformed it into a platform for critiquing the fossil fuel industry. Visitors to the site are greeted by the faces of five big oil bosses and the headline: “Fossil fuel companies are destroying the planet for profit. They broke it, they should pay for it.”
According to Global Witness, the original owners of the domain, an Indian couple, turned down a significant offer from Azerbaijan’s Cop29 team and instead chose to let the activist group use the site to spread their message.
As week one of Cop29 draws to a close, these unexpected moments serve as a reminder of the complex web of interests and agendas at play in the fight against climate change. From fossil fuel companies’ attempts at greenwashing to the economic barriers facing poorer nations, the road to a sustainable future is fraught with challenges. As the conference enters its second week, the world will be watching to see what surprises and breakthroughs emerge from the halls of Baku.
