In a world grappling with the specter of population decline, a controversial ideology is gaining traction—pronatalism, the belief that we should all be having more children. Leading the charge are Malcolm and Simone Collins, America’s self-proclaimed premier pronatalists, who argue that the solution to humanity’s woes lies in reproducing early and often.
The Unsettling World of Pronatalism
The Collins, a married couple in their early 30s, are on a mission to make it easier for everyone to have multiple children—and they’re not alone. Thousands of fervent followers have flocked to their cause, united by a shared belief that low birth rates spell disaster for our species. Even billionaire Elon Musk, a father of 11 himself, has lent his support to the pronatalist movement.
The future belongs to those who show up for it. So we all need to do our part and have tons of kids.
– Malcolm Collins
Parenthood as Ideology
For pronatalists, having children isn’t just a personal choice—it’s a moral imperative. They view parenthood as the ultimate act of altruism, a way to create value for society and fight back against the forces of demographic decline. In their worldview, each new baby represents a beacon of hope for the future.
Critics, however, argue that this parenthood ideology places undue pressure on people, particularly women, to procreate. They point out the immense financial, physical, and emotional toll of raising multi-child families, especially in an era of dwindling support systems. There are also valid concerns about the environmental impact of unfettered population growth.
Combatting the ‘Demographic Crisis’
Undeterred by the pushback, the Collins remain convinced that pronatalism holds the key to averting a looming “demographic crisis.” They envision a future where family-friendly policies make it feasible for couples to have four, five, or even ten children.
Imagine a world filled with the laughter of children, where playgrounds outnumber nursing homes. That’s the beautiful future we’re fighting for.
– Simone Collins
While their utopian vision may resonate with some, others find the notion of engineering population growth deeply troubling. Critics argue that the Earth’s resources are already strained, and that we should be focusing on sustainability rather than unfettered expansion.
The Personal and the Political
For Malcolm and Simone Collins, pronatalism is both a personal calling and a political crusade. The couple, who met as undergrads at Stanford, always knew they wanted a large family. They now have six children under the age of ten, with plans for more.
But their advocacy extends far beyond their own brood. Through their podcast, blog, and social media empire, the Collins work tirelessly to spread the pronatalist gospel. They offer practical tips for wannabe parents, policy prescriptions for lawmakers, and fiery polemics against the “anti-natalist” worldview.
A Movement on the Rise
As birth rates plummet around the globe, pronatalism is attracting a growing number of adherents. From Hungary to Japan, governments are scrambling to boost fertility through a range of incentives and propaganda campaigns. In America, pronatalist ideals are finding allies among conservative policymakers and religious leaders.
The Collins, for their part, insist their movement transcends partisan divides. They argue that having children is a fundamentally optimistic and life-affirming act—one that all humans, regardless of creed or politics, should embrace.
This isn’t about left versus right. It’s about ensuring the survival and flourishing of our species. It’s about believing in the profound value of human life.
– Malcolm Collins
The Future of Pronatalism
As the pronatalist movement gains steam, its impact on society remains to be seen. Will it usher in a new era of family-centric policymaking and demographic growth? Or will it fizzle out as an eclectic subculture, relegated to the fringes of the Internet?
One thing is certain: Malcolm and Simone Collins have no intention of slowing down. With each new baby, podcast episode, and fiery tweet, they are working to make their pronatalist vision a reality. For them, parenthood isn’t just a personal choice—it’s a revolutionary act, one child at a time.